Mike Profetto, famous for being Vice Pres. of something for a big company.
Mike Profetto...let's be honest, is there any doubt of what else he's famous for?
So this chap is known as the Fuel Answerman, presumably because he answers questions about fuel. We just wish he'd answer a few questions on a different topic.
- What were you thinking when you began growing this facial hair?
- What are you thinking every morning when you look in the mirror and decide NOT to shave it off?
- Why is the mustache a markedly different color than the...rest of it?
- Do people actually take you seriously?
Likely we'll never know the answers to these pressing questions, and that is the third greatest tragedy in mustache history. The second greatest is, of course, that these questions must be asked in the first place.
Mike Profetto, the 10th man in our quest to find a decent mustache. Let's see how he ranked:
Size: 5/5
Style: 0/5
Originality: 3/5
Overall: 8/15
If you know the proper term or a funny descriptor for those white things on his face, please post it in the comments.
Cheers,
Becca and Kelley
Becca: "Was he caught in a wind tunnel?"
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